Happy Halloween

I have reached Seattle safely (and solo) and now must decide what or who it is I'll be tonight. My niece thinks that I can just go as myself and be scary enough (she started crying as soon as she saw my morning afro). But I think I'm going to be lazy and say that my hair means that I'm a wherewolf. Perhaps I will construct a yamaluke (I think thats how you spell ya-mi-ca) and say I'm on my way to a Wherewolf BarMitzvah. So many things to consider, any thoughts would be much appreciated keep in mind that I'm broke.
I was going to cancel Halloween all together when my boys bailed, but then I talked to my dad who convinced me to come out and to Dr.JMills who reassured me what a doucebag I would be if I left them alone at Bush Gardens all night. So I am going to Snappy Dragon with my pops for dinner and then hopefully watching either Hulk or Zohan (We're seeing Zack & Miri tomorrow, btw is it weird to say that your looking forward to go and watch a porno with your dad?) and then partying for a quick flip. Should be a good time, I'll make sure pics are taken! EVERYONE BE SAFE OUT THERE TONIGHT!!!

Oh and BIG shouts out to Nasty Nate Sloan, you are truly a prince among men1

N.E.W.S, Notes...ROCK!

So Zeus's Pics is going to have to wait, sorry. I can't do it the way I did it last time so just hang in there. I get off early tonight so I'll give it another shot. At minimum, I will put up what I think to be the top 25 of what has been nominated and proceed to get flamed from there. I have obtained a copy of Prince's N.E.W.S. CD, not the easiest one to find. Which now puts my collection of Prince albums at 24, for those playing at home the smallest number of Prince albums you can come up with is 37 (but more on my quest in another post).

Oh and speaking of Rock N Roll...RockBand Party Nov 14th @ the 1540Boys house (Sloan&SeannyD)!!!...Heres the kicker, Sean is buying a keg and beer is free as long as you wear an outfit that showcases your rock style to the world! See here and here for some good examples. No Costume? No Booze, No Entry! So lets get ready to party! Dying to know how Rockband2 was made so fast and so perfect? Well Harmonix collaborated with one of the greatest companies in the world, Cisco, oh just check it out already!

Hmmm...looks like Blogger is having some issues right now...but it looks ok when I publish so I will learn to deal with it.

So yes, RockBand Party Nov14th, Missoula. Tell your people! Costumes required!

Zeus' Pictures Vol.1

So Zeus and I recently went on a walk to one of our many secret spots (hang on, my pics are fighting me, sorry)

The Top 25 TV Shows of All Time!

I know its been far too long since my last post, and I will have a flurry of posts coming soon (including a new segment I like to call Zeus's Pictures), but for now lets start a new list. If you see your show mentioned already just write it again in the comments so we can count it as a vote. Here's some we came up with at work last night.

1. Seinfeld
2. Mork & Mindy
3. Boy Meets World 
4. Fresh Prince of Bel Air (kerri)
5. ALF (kerri)
6. Family Matters
7. Growing Pains
8. In Living Color
9. Entourage
10. The Simpsons
11. 30 Rock
12. Arrested Development
13. Cheers (matt)
14. Family Guy
15. South Park
16. Saved By The Bell (hope)
17. SNL
18. Flinstones
19. Fragglerock (hope)
20. Friends
21. The Office (American, because everybody know the brithish version is for wankers)
22. Sopranos
23. Sabrina The Teenage Witch (jessy)
24. Hogans Heros 
25. CSI (the original says caras)
26. NYPD Blue
27. The Benny Hill Show (matt)
28. Spin City (the Michael J Fox years only)
29. Quantum Leap (matt)
30. Law and Order (jessy)

Gary Payton reaffirms popular belief that he is AWESOME

So incase you didn't know, Gary Payton raised the 12th man flag at the Seahawks game yesterday (a game which we will not be talking about). He also discussed his thoughts on Seattle's NBA future. This just furthers my love of the one they call The Glove. So here's a little something to help further yours...

The rebirth of the Vault

Well by now you may have noticed that I have made the next few steps in blogress that everyone has been clamoring for. Pics and links of all sorts, its a good time around here. So now feel free to spread the word, or just waste a little more time than you used to.

Testing...Testing

Hey have you heard that I have a father and will occasionally ride in a car with him?


I am running some tests... hey rember the Lister Blister? Me too! Also, I was reading this article over on SlamOnline and I found it interesting. Blog to the future!

Big Walt Clayton with a 09 NFL Draft tidbit...

Wow, I finally get to pretend I am the best NFL newsman out there, John Clayton. So I was at work the other night (if you are new to the blog, while at school I am also the finest pizza transportation engineer in Montana!) and a older gentleman came in wearing a Chiefs pullover. I asked him if he was from KC and he said "No I live in Oregon, but I work for them." I immediately picked up on this and began asking him all the info I wanted to know (what Griz players were they looking at? Does Jake Locker have what it takes to be a pro qb? Did he like my hair?) and he proceeded to only talk about the food network with me. Quite frustrating. But I ended up delivering to the Green Bay Packers scout who was in town. I had been delivering to him the last three nights and after meeting the Chiefs scout on the third night I decided to ask this guy what brought him to town. Anywho, he was a lot more friendly with me than the other guy, and he promptly told me everything I required. They were in Missoula to look at JD Quin as well as Russum and my fav Griz, Colt Anderson . So there is some hot info there for the Griz Nation and now on to me outscooping the Seattle media... There has been a lot of hate directed at Jake Locker for the Huskies shortcomings. So much so that people have begun questioning wether he has dropped from surefire 1st round draft pick to not even a QB. Well I asked both guys about Montlake Jake and they both said they think he is going to be a good NFL QB (that was the only thing the Chiefs guy would say), he's just young and needs more help on his mechanics. There you have it folks, exclusive NFL insider info for free, sure it may not be what you wanted to know about your team, but I'm not that important...yet

Montana Millan

Is it just me or does that cowboy boot I found look like they "borrowed" the elephant print from the Air Jordan III?

Also, in random news...I bought Zeus Wayne a new collar yesyerday...I have seen way to many people birdhunting in my favorite secret spots where I take Zeus to party, and I don't feel like getting my dog shot on "accident." So I bought a collar from a secret location (if I write about it then every dog in MT will start wearing this collar) that I thought I had only dreamed of. Its a safety orange camo pattern. So not only is he being hunting safe, he is über fashionable and even more Montana wilder-ry...if that was possible...all I know is that Willy (Zeus' biggest fan and Athena's new bitch) better watch out when Zeus comes home for Halloween because now Zeus thinks he's a tough as it gets

Well Jeff & his Taylor (not to be confused with our LordBirdamus Taylor) have come and gone. We had a great time all weekend and were even able to have a blast around my work schedule (we had two of our 5 drivers at work quit/get fired recently. Long story, but what's important is that I still enjoy going to work and making it a pizza party). The highlights of the weekend for me include our trip to the Bison Range (shocker) or late night friday trip to the Oxford (could someone from Montana write a quick review of the Ox in the comment section? I don't want to do it any injustices) and Jeff shopping for western wear and buying the hottest blue native tribe style long sleeve button up.

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 Well that's all for now friends,

 Till next time...

Costume Ideas pt.2

So naturally the idea of an übergay Riddler (btw ol' Debo$$ does not happen to swing that way...or so he claims) seemed hilarious to me. Plus I think its funny that so many people will be going as Joker and we would be anyone but! But I really want to get one more person and go as the Ninja Turtles! Also, the official location of our Halloween extravaganza will be Busch Gardens in the heart of the ID...they have the best karaoke host not only in Seattle but quite possibly of all time! His version of Bump N' Grind is a thing of beauty.

Also, in other Walter related news, I will be picking up Jeff Millan (JMills, El Jeffe, my man in the laser game) and his lady from the airport tonight. They will be here all weekend so we'll see what events transpire. Stay safe and stay sexy everybody!

What/Who Should I Be For Halloween?

Welcome to October everybody! So yeah, what a question huh? Who/What should I be? It seems like the eternal question. Last year I wanted to be Peter and Lois Griffen from Family Guy (C'mon, I'd make a pretty freakin sweet Peter...you bastid) but then my current Lois dropped out on me (her loss by the way...last I heard she went as something not sexy, which kinda defeats the whole idea of Halloween ((assuming your at least out of junior high that is)). And so I was thoroughly disappointed with my choice of "hardcore gangster" (this is where I would like to link a pic of that subpar costume). So Brett Ferris (BQuiz, The Quizard, Burt Fairchild, the Sensai of Team Asian Invaison) and I decided that we wanted to be the Fun Police (in the future I would link an old Nike TV ad of the Fun Police here)...but I haven't really talked to the Quizard since moving out in August. We're not beefing or anything, quite the opposite in fact, its just merely a lack of scheduling flexibility. I guess you could say we are just two ships destined to keep passing in the night...that is if you wanted to be a vaguely homoerotic creep about it, I mean c'mon were just a couple of bros that haven't hung out in a couple months...But I digress...Well now I am back in the market for a new costume. It could be a solo costume or a 3 person ensamble (Sean & Tanner are scheduled to come to SeaTown with me for Halloween). I was thinking of Jackie Moon from Semi Pro because I could do the hair without a week, I have the swagger required to be an Owner/Player/Coach/Pop Star and I know all the words to Love Me Sexy! But now I see its a coplete costume set (so there's going to be a million Jackies this year and I can't find one my size anyway. Deeboss (Sean) suggested alternate Batman villians (because every asshole who wants to do something dumb or "scary" on HWeenie will be wearing one of those disturbing new Heath Joker masks...soo creepy). Sean said he would be willing to play an EXTREMELY gay Riddler....Continued Later...