Housekeeping

Sorry for the lack of updates people. I have been super busy of late, but my schedule has calmed down and I'm ready to get back to blogging. The Griz face #1 seed JMU tonight on ESPN (everybody watch) the winner advances on to the National Championship on the 19th, so lets GO GRIZ!!! Also, I'm about to go out to the Bison Range right now, so if anything cool happens I'll let you know.

Also, I know I need to do a fullscale wrap up of my Prince collection (so people can help out) but I did just recently add #26 to my collection. I found a love symbol album titled Chaos & Disorder at the pawn shop on W Broadway in Missoula, MT! Ha! There is intelligent life out here!

Further proof that Prince is the coolest dude on the planet!

So Q-Tip was having a show at the HoB in Vegas the other night and Prince just decided to hop in for a quick cameo...so cool!

The Long Awaited RockBand Party III Photo Recap

Well here it is people, the best pictures out there from RBP3! Oh and the answer to the most frequently asked question of the night?...Yes, that is my real hair. that  I now see that next time I need to take more crowd shots and laser pics. But these were most of the best costumes anywhoo. Can't wait for RBP4 (Date: TBA 09)! Next on the docket is the Christmas Sweater Party Dec 12th. Holiday themed drinks and cocktails (yes that means cider and hot coco will be available for those taking it easy) and a christmas movie playing quietly in every room. Why quietly you ask? Well because we will be playing the best in Christmas and party music at the same time! Why would you want to watch tv while listening to music? (as Cal Naughton Jr would say) Because we like to party! See you there,



Couldn't decide which looked better






Prince & Bootsy

Myself and the character of Bootsy I made in the game


Sean Rock REAL TOUGH BRO! 

Party Posse


The Bros (Taylor, Sean & Tanner)


Prince &....well...Prince


Bootsy & Buddy


Bootsy, Buddy & Angus 

We didn't get any good pics of the laser show, but it sure did get smokey in there!

RockBand Recap

Hey ya'll, I know its much later than promised, and my internet is fighting me every step of the way, AND I'm still waiting for T-Bird to send me the best pics of the party. But for the time being here is what I looked like as Bootsy Collins. Just a taste till I can get the super awesome pics from the Bird. The party was awesome by the way! It set a new standard for what the RockBand Party is. It was everything the last ones were, with more preparation...oh yeah, + a keg and a smoke & laser machine. It was sooo worth dropping almost my entire paycheck before the party, on the party...PARTY!


Just hang in there till T-Bird hooks me up y"all, I will eventually have the comprehensive wrap up....
Love Walter,

RockBand Party III...TODAY!

Its going to be outstanding! Hope to see a lot of you there, I will do a full scale recap for those that were not able to attend. Realistically it won't be up till at least Sunday, catch ya on the flip flop!

Lack of activity...

Well comments have been sparse lately, I assume because everyone is getting quite busy with the time of year and all. But perhaps its because I am not stimulating you all enough to get you to make the click clack on the keyboard. Rest assured, by Sunday afternoon I will have a comprehensive post on a topic as yet untouched in The Vault. Perhaps then the comments will again begin to flow (although I have heard a lot from all of you about Arab Money there were still 0 comments as of last check although I think T-Li can't figure out how to post). Ok, thats it for my whining...for now

Getting Pumped!

Well RockBand Party III is this friday and people are getting pumped! More money has been invested into this party than ever before! I am now at four total guitars (2 wired, 2 wireless) with the purchase of this beauty! and Sean and I just went in on this. So if you look at the dates, that link was from Jan and said June...well it didn't even release ti early Nov! The RockGods were preparing to make the third incarnation of the RockBand Party the best!

WoW...Just...WoW Vol.1

So some of you may know that I have taken a fancy to the new Busta Rhymes song Arab Money and the dance that goes along with it. I'm still not sure wether I think this song is racist or not, but now I have just seen these pictures and all I can come up with is WoW...Just...WoW



But here's what makes me wonder/worry...

What do they think of all this?

Readers in the news

Well some of our readers are starting to get media attention. I todays issue of the Kaimen (Montana's student paper) reader Sean Devault (comments as DeBo$$) can be seen clapping for change. And while it looks like your typical golf clap at a political party DeBo$$ swears that it was "a conservative clap, but I was thinking liberal thoughts." Good work Seanny D, now we just need to make up some blog T-Shirts and raise our profile. Who's next with the media coverage?
Also, if you do get covered in the media and I don't find out about it first, please let me know so I can do a small write up on you.

This just in...It was brought to my attention by one of our faithful Montana readers that if you open the Kaimen and look inside, there is another large picture where you can find Sean again and our very own Nate Sloan getting cozy with an "unidentified" woman in a gigantic crowd shot, sorry I did not credit you earlier Nasticlese. Good work fellas!

In Case You Missed It In All The Election Hype (Seattle)

The Tuba Man passed away yesterday, sad stuff. He will be missed. He always had a peppy tune, and DeBo$$ you may remember him as the guy that walked past us on SuperBowl Sunday wearing the rubber bowl of Ivar's Clam Chowder on his head while cheering "SEEEEEEEEEEEA-HAWKSSS"

Today Is Gonna Be The Day!

Today is Election Day (I was going to write E-Day but I thought it might change the entire tone of the post) so make sure you get out and vote! Make sure your voice is heard. Also, if anyone in Montana is able to snag me an extra I Voted sticker that would be awesome, they were not giving them out when I voted.

BTW, have you seen this video yet? I can't understand most of it.

Ready to watch BQuiz freak out?

So I saw a small preview of Nike's Summer 09 retro lineup over on Niketalk, and I think the 2nd one down may be of particular interest to Mr. Ferris. I can't wait for summer 09!

...and we're waiting

What's up ya'll? I'm just blogging at you live from the early voter line in glorious Renton, Wa. I've been standing in line for over two hours, but they tell me I only have about 35mins to go. I've waited overnight (and sometimes longer) for shoes on many occasions, but this line has been one of the worst. As you may know, it is my belief that pants are optional all year round. Well it has been pouring down rain all day, so I feel like a idiot. But what makes this line so painfull is the high "smug factor." Everyone is just dying to talk politics and I just wish I had brought something more entertaining than my cell phone. But hey, its worth it to get out and vote! I'm not going to lecture or preach, but come tuesday I want everyone that can vote, to vote!
Also, Halloween was a lot of fun, and if I get some pics emailed to me from that evening rest assured they will be posted. How was yours? What did everybody do?

Happy Halloween

I have reached Seattle safely (and solo) and now must decide what or who it is I'll be tonight. My niece thinks that I can just go as myself and be scary enough (she started crying as soon as she saw my morning afro). But I think I'm going to be lazy and say that my hair means that I'm a wherewolf. Perhaps I will construct a yamaluke (I think thats how you spell ya-mi-ca) and say I'm on my way to a Wherewolf BarMitzvah. So many things to consider, any thoughts would be much appreciated keep in mind that I'm broke.
I was going to cancel Halloween all together when my boys bailed, but then I talked to my dad who convinced me to come out and to Dr.JMills who reassured me what a doucebag I would be if I left them alone at Bush Gardens all night. So I am going to Snappy Dragon with my pops for dinner and then hopefully watching either Hulk or Zohan (We're seeing Zack & Miri tomorrow, btw is it weird to say that your looking forward to go and watch a porno with your dad?) and then partying for a quick flip. Should be a good time, I'll make sure pics are taken! EVERYONE BE SAFE OUT THERE TONIGHT!!!

Oh and BIG shouts out to Nasty Nate Sloan, you are truly a prince among men1

N.E.W.S, Notes...ROCK!

So Zeus's Pics is going to have to wait, sorry. I can't do it the way I did it last time so just hang in there. I get off early tonight so I'll give it another shot. At minimum, I will put up what I think to be the top 25 of what has been nominated and proceed to get flamed from there. I have obtained a copy of Prince's N.E.W.S. CD, not the easiest one to find. Which now puts my collection of Prince albums at 24, for those playing at home the smallest number of Prince albums you can come up with is 37 (but more on my quest in another post).

Oh and speaking of Rock N Roll...RockBand Party Nov 14th @ the 1540Boys house (Sloan&SeannyD)!!!...Heres the kicker, Sean is buying a keg and beer is free as long as you wear an outfit that showcases your rock style to the world! See here and here for some good examples. No Costume? No Booze, No Entry! So lets get ready to party! Dying to know how Rockband2 was made so fast and so perfect? Well Harmonix collaborated with one of the greatest companies in the world, Cisco, oh just check it out already!

Hmmm...looks like Blogger is having some issues right now...but it looks ok when I publish so I will learn to deal with it.

So yes, RockBand Party Nov14th, Missoula. Tell your people! Costumes required!

Zeus' Pictures Vol.1

So Zeus and I recently went on a walk to one of our many secret spots (hang on, my pics are fighting me, sorry)

The Top 25 TV Shows of All Time!

I know its been far too long since my last post, and I will have a flurry of posts coming soon (including a new segment I like to call Zeus's Pictures), but for now lets start a new list. If you see your show mentioned already just write it again in the comments so we can count it as a vote. Here's some we came up with at work last night.

1. Seinfeld
2. Mork & Mindy
3. Boy Meets World 
4. Fresh Prince of Bel Air (kerri)
5. ALF (kerri)
6. Family Matters
7. Growing Pains
8. In Living Color
9. Entourage
10. The Simpsons
11. 30 Rock
12. Arrested Development
13. Cheers (matt)
14. Family Guy
15. South Park
16. Saved By The Bell (hope)
17. SNL
18. Flinstones
19. Fragglerock (hope)
20. Friends
21. The Office (American, because everybody know the brithish version is for wankers)
22. Sopranos
23. Sabrina The Teenage Witch (jessy)
24. Hogans Heros 
25. CSI (the original says caras)
26. NYPD Blue
27. The Benny Hill Show (matt)
28. Spin City (the Michael J Fox years only)
29. Quantum Leap (matt)
30. Law and Order (jessy)

Gary Payton reaffirms popular belief that he is AWESOME

So incase you didn't know, Gary Payton raised the 12th man flag at the Seahawks game yesterday (a game which we will not be talking about). He also discussed his thoughts on Seattle's NBA future. This just furthers my love of the one they call The Glove. So here's a little something to help further yours...

The rebirth of the Vault

Well by now you may have noticed that I have made the next few steps in blogress that everyone has been clamoring for. Pics and links of all sorts, its a good time around here. So now feel free to spread the word, or just waste a little more time than you used to.

Testing...Testing

Hey have you heard that I have a father and will occasionally ride in a car with him?


I am running some tests... hey rember the Lister Blister? Me too! Also, I was reading this article over on SlamOnline and I found it interesting. Blog to the future!

Big Walt Clayton with a 09 NFL Draft tidbit...

Wow, I finally get to pretend I am the best NFL newsman out there, John Clayton. So I was at work the other night (if you are new to the blog, while at school I am also the finest pizza transportation engineer in Montana!) and a older gentleman came in wearing a Chiefs pullover. I asked him if he was from KC and he said "No I live in Oregon, but I work for them." I immediately picked up on this and began asking him all the info I wanted to know (what Griz players were they looking at? Does Jake Locker have what it takes to be a pro qb? Did he like my hair?) and he proceeded to only talk about the food network with me. Quite frustrating. But I ended up delivering to the Green Bay Packers scout who was in town. I had been delivering to him the last three nights and after meeting the Chiefs scout on the third night I decided to ask this guy what brought him to town. Anywho, he was a lot more friendly with me than the other guy, and he promptly told me everything I required. They were in Missoula to look at JD Quin as well as Russum and my fav Griz, Colt Anderson . So there is some hot info there for the Griz Nation and now on to me outscooping the Seattle media... There has been a lot of hate directed at Jake Locker for the Huskies shortcomings. So much so that people have begun questioning wether he has dropped from surefire 1st round draft pick to not even a QB. Well I asked both guys about Montlake Jake and they both said they think he is going to be a good NFL QB (that was the only thing the Chiefs guy would say), he's just young and needs more help on his mechanics. There you have it folks, exclusive NFL insider info for free, sure it may not be what you wanted to know about your team, but I'm not that important...yet

Montana Millan

Is it just me or does that cowboy boot I found look like they "borrowed" the elephant print from the Air Jordan III?

Also, in random news...I bought Zeus Wayne a new collar yesyerday...I have seen way to many people birdhunting in my favorite secret spots where I take Zeus to party, and I don't feel like getting my dog shot on "accident." So I bought a collar from a secret location (if I write about it then every dog in MT will start wearing this collar) that I thought I had only dreamed of. Its a safety orange camo pattern. So not only is he being hunting safe, he is über fashionable and even more Montana wilder-ry...if that was possible...all I know is that Willy (Zeus' biggest fan and Athena's new bitch) better watch out when Zeus comes home for Halloween because now Zeus thinks he's a tough as it gets

Well Jeff & his Taylor (not to be confused with our LordBirdamus Taylor) have come and gone. We had a great time all weekend and were even able to have a blast around my work schedule (we had two of our 5 drivers at work quit/get fired recently. Long story, but what's important is that I still enjoy going to work and making it a pizza party). The highlights of the weekend for me include our trip to the Bison Range (shocker) or late night friday trip to the Oxford (could someone from Montana write a quick review of the Ox in the comment section? I don't want to do it any injustices) and Jeff shopping for western wear and buying the hottest blue native tribe style long sleeve button up.

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 Well that's all for now friends,

 Till next time...

Costume Ideas pt.2

So naturally the idea of an übergay Riddler (btw ol' Debo$$ does not happen to swing that way...or so he claims) seemed hilarious to me. Plus I think its funny that so many people will be going as Joker and we would be anyone but! But I really want to get one more person and go as the Ninja Turtles! Also, the official location of our Halloween extravaganza will be Busch Gardens in the heart of the ID...they have the best karaoke host not only in Seattle but quite possibly of all time! His version of Bump N' Grind is a thing of beauty.

Also, in other Walter related news, I will be picking up Jeff Millan (JMills, El Jeffe, my man in the laser game) and his lady from the airport tonight. They will be here all weekend so we'll see what events transpire. Stay safe and stay sexy everybody!

What/Who Should I Be For Halloween?

Welcome to October everybody! So yeah, what a question huh? Who/What should I be? It seems like the eternal question. Last year I wanted to be Peter and Lois Griffen from Family Guy (C'mon, I'd make a pretty freakin sweet Peter...you bastid) but then my current Lois dropped out on me (her loss by the way...last I heard she went as something not sexy, which kinda defeats the whole idea of Halloween ((assuming your at least out of junior high that is)). And so I was thoroughly disappointed with my choice of "hardcore gangster" (this is where I would like to link a pic of that subpar costume). So Brett Ferris (BQuiz, The Quizard, Burt Fairchild, the Sensai of Team Asian Invaison) and I decided that we wanted to be the Fun Police (in the future I would link an old Nike TV ad of the Fun Police here)...but I haven't really talked to the Quizard since moving out in August. We're not beefing or anything, quite the opposite in fact, its just merely a lack of scheduling flexibility. I guess you could say we are just two ships destined to keep passing in the night...that is if you wanted to be a vaguely homoerotic creep about it, I mean c'mon were just a couple of bros that haven't hung out in a couple months...But I digress...Well now I am back in the market for a new costume. It could be a solo costume or a 3 person ensamble (Sean & Tanner are scheduled to come to SeaTown with me for Halloween). I was thinking of Jackie Moon from Semi Pro because I could do the hair without a week, I have the swagger required to be an Owner/Player/Coach/Pop Star and I know all the words to Love Me Sexy! But now I see its a coplete costume set (so there's going to be a million Jackies this year and I can't find one my size anyway. Deeboss (Sean) suggested alternate Batman villians (because every asshole who wants to do something dumb or "scary" on HWeenie will be wearing one of those disturbing new Heath Joker masks...soo creepy). Sean said he would be willing to play an EXTREMELY gay Riddler....Continued Later...

Top 25 Most Overplayed Bar/Party Songs Ever...

So I'm picking up a friend from the bars right now and the first song that comes on when I walk into the bar is Pour Some Sugar On Me...and so it hits me, I can never get through a night out here in Montana without hearing that song. Well being the type of guy I am I always like to compose lists of collection (I know it gets annoying some times), and I says to myself, self, you now have a forum to make a more comprehensive list. Well let's start a list and see how far we can go...I'd like to get at least 25 names out there and then we can work on placing. Let the games begin...

Pour Some Sugar On Me
Sweet Child Of Mine
Living on a Prayer
Ice Ice Baby
Put Your Ass Into It -Ice Cube

Griz Morning continued...

That's as much as my phone will let me blog at one time, so this is a two parter. Now where were we? Ahh yes Some Guy...so I'm out in the hall posted up like a mail box, just textin and T-Rexin when some guy slips his hand into my free hand and says "Hi, I'm (current Montana govenor) Brian Schwietzer!" So I looked up to see what rando thought he was important enough to disturb me while I was trying to catch up on my internet gossip. To my surprise, when I looked up I quietly exclaimed "holy shit you ARE Brian Schwietzer!" I told him I was a big fan and loved the progress he's making over here and we exchanged a few more pleasantries before both heading off on our respective merry ways. I told TanMan and he was thoroughly unimpressed "yeah he knows my dad and is always in here" like he was some sort of freeloader (like me). As the game was just about to start we grabbed all of our booty and headed to the very nice seats that TLis pops gave us. The Griz blew a big 1st half lead and had to come from behind in the 4th to save homecoming! I have never been more cozy or had that much fun at a Griz game. I sure hope that I get to be Tanner's date to at least one more game this season! Oh but the best part of the game was the fact that 2x national mascot of the year was back in the house! I know what your all saying, isn't Monte there every game? Yes he is, but the guy inside who won those trophies has sinced moved on to the pros and now has a gig in Chicago as Benny the Bull! So Monte and Benny the Bull both came out riding Harleys (thats how we do it out here bro!) and started partying like it was 1999. That was after the skydivers came into the stadium and we had a military flyby of course. Homecoming was awesome this year! GO GRIZ!

Well, there it is, the longest post thus far in our short little history...and from a phone at that! just imagine what can and will happen when I switch back to the CPU. I want to thank all of you for reading and commenting. Its your responses that keep me going! Stay Safe, Stay Sexy!

Griz Mornin To Ya!

So TLi invited me to do Homecoming with the rest of the Lind clan this past weekend. Of course I accepted, because I like to party. Saturday started off around 10am, I picked up TLi and the little big man Christian and we headed over to the Lind compound. They live on the edge of campus (so its like TanMan has been going to UM for 25yrs...almost as many as me!) and I parked in the campus Curry Health Center (my 1st stop on that bloody presidents day morning) which is a block away from the football stadium. Parking 1block away from the stadium cost me $5 (all my big city readers, that was no typo!). Actually it was free because Dennis Lind (Tanners pops) is the mayor (not really but you all know what I mean) of Missoula. Then I met about 4-6 new members of TLis seemingly never ending and constantly expanding family. We all headed over to the parade and had a good time (I think my fav float was the one with the super drunk guys on it...oh wait, yeah your right, that was every float). From there we proceeded to hit the tailgates. (TBirds Mountain West tailgate was the best, Sigma Nu was the worst ((too many dudes that scream "I'm a huge melvin" does not make for many girls showing up, or at least attractive ones)) of the ones we went to). From there it was on to the stadium, which is where tanner first informed me we had to stop by the box. I had not heard the bathrooms referred to as the box, but I went with the flow. It wasn't untill we entered the passcode and stepped into the luxury boxes that I understood what was happening. We went to their box and I proceeded to stuff myself silly with all the delectable treats (mini pulled pork sandos OMG soo good!) and weigh all my pockets with as many free drinks as I could! I must've drank me about 15 Dr.Peppers. As the game drew closer the box began to fill up and I realized that if I wanted to stay comfy I was going to need to move to the hall. So I'm out in the hall texting/surfing the web and I suppose I was kinda holding my free hand out T-Rex style when some guy...

Building it back one day...at a time!

Well you guys, I feel like we're (our little blog) picking up steam and will soon be a force to be reckoned with! more people are starting to get active in their posting. However, sending me a text as a comment does not really count (unless its private), we're a community over here, and we should discuss things as such.

Kyle, I've got you taken care of, I mean hey, what's a best man for? I almost wrote BM, but then I realized it could be interpreted perversely an changed it. Also, how do you want it? In several cds, a playlist in my iPod, on a memory stick. Also, what are we talking about, more ballads or dance jams? Or some straight wedding gangsta music?

I'll have another post up soon, but I just wanted to acknowledge our growth, and respond to requests. The next post is about Griz Homecoming and meeting the govenor...and sandwhiches!
Stay tuned...

Housekeeping...you want mint for pillow?

Hello again dear reader, greetings once again from the mobile blogisphere. Here's what's been popping off in my life since we last spoke. On Weds night I officially filled up the 60gb iPod known as PurpleRain thus forcing the need to awaken the long dormant (sorry my phone does not have spell check and I still like to use fun words so please stick with me) 160gb beast. Well the monster has arisen and I christened him HouseQuake! For those of you who see the pattern in my naming of Pods, I appluad you (and probably want to hang out with you) and for those who don't, well, perhaps you now know what it sounds like...when doves cry. Anywho, it took 2hrs5min to bring said beast to life and now I can bequeth a still somewhat serviceable and oh so honorable PurpleRain to Tanner (the TanTanMan, T-Li, or TeaLeaves). Speaking of T-Li it looks as though I (and Nate Sloan ((Nasty Nate, Natron Stallyon, or Nasticlese)) ) have been able to secure a job for the TanTanMan @ MacPie (where I work) and I will be training Tanner (that means he rides around in my car for about a week while I tell him stories) sometime in the coming weeks.

As many of my fam & friends know, I take a lot of phone pics. In fact one of my readers, SlimJim, inquired as to why I have not shared any with the world. Good question Slim! Well I need to get my CPU serviced because when I try to use imageshack, photobucket, or facebook (for some reason Myspace's uploader still works for me) my internet browser closes on me and calls me a poser (well not really but that's what it feels like). And while I love the technology contained within the new phones, my version of the treo does not include the ability to upload photos to the web like I want to...I think the newer versions do though. I think the iPhone can do it though...speaking of the iPhone, I really hope I get a 3g for Christmas (god I really hope Santa ((Chris Cringle, cinto claus, jetpack santa, Scott Calvin)) reads my blog!)
So I hope to put pics up for you soon, but we'll see.
Till next time...

I am so smart. S-M-R-T!

Well it took me a while dear readers, but I have figured a back way into my blog through my phone (and it only takes me 1/2hr to sign in!). So we are now unstoppable my friends! 1st things 1st. I went to the Husky game on Sunday and saw my beloved Dawgs get stomped the F out (I'm not big on cursing on my blog...I mean I will...but I'd rather not unless its important to my tale). Howeve, thanks to Oklahoma WR Brandon Caleb (I've got to learn to link stuff for you guys) I did have THE best seat in the house! Although it was in the middle of the OU section in the horseshoe. I ended up becoming fast friends with a big dude named LeRoy who was sitting by me. It wasn't untill about half time that he told me about his son, Oklahoma Running Back (and Heisman hopefull) Demarco Murray. I directed Leroy and his posse to anthonys after the game for dinner. So I'd rather not talk about the game (if you want to know why, go find the score yourself) so let's just skip to afterwards. After the game I walked up to the edge of the track and all the OU players came and started celebrating with their fans. I saw BC, got his attention and he ran over in his OU uni and pads and gave me a big hug. The akward thing about this word picture is not two dudes hugging (cuz that's straight up manly...what!?) but an OU football player hugging a large man covered in purple. Also, DeMarco joined the hug, making me a manwich...after which every OU fan I saw on the way out of Husky Stadium asked me who I was. overall it was a pretty fun time...I wish I had as many tixs as I thought I was going to, but I waited to long to call BC (once again my most sincere apologies go out to my Father ((heretofor known as SlimJim or Pops)) and my brother Kyle). But I was impressed that even though he didn't think I would call that he still saved me a ticket. Gotta run folks but now that I know how to do this from my phone, y'all better watch out!

Grumpy Stillskin

So I was in a bad mood most of August because I had been looking for a new place to live since May and still ended up being homeless for the better half of a week. But once I moved into a new place my attitude was fully adjusted...and now August has hit it quota...wouldn't wanna deprive you guys of some of my tasty though nuggets.

August Recap

August was a fun a stressfull time, but Tropic Thunder kept a hot august cool!

No Longer Homeless!

So I have found a new place and am in the process of making my house a home. I am now residing on the nefarious north side of Zoo Town.  Nefarious? Really? Well, yeah, kinda...the second day of living at my new spot I found the welcome mat folded in half...as if someone were letting me know they had been looking for the spare key...nice...so now T-Li is my Vince Clortho with the spare.

Currently I'm in Seattle retrieving the golden boy, Zeus Wayne, and hanging out with the fam-dam-lay.

 I won't have the internets at my place for at least another month until I figure out what my monthly finances are going to amount to.  But I will find a way to keep blogging! Also, T-Bird (Lord Birdamus) raised a very valid point....NardPants' blog is on fire and oh so interesting! Everybody keep reading about those ladies! I actually found myself laughing out loud at points while reading the most recent chapter.

More to come soon...

Heads Up!

NardPants is in the building! She is blogging up a storm, and her blog is about to get straight up international kid! She's already throwing up pics and other assorted shiz, so who knows what's next for this hot new Brookie (Blogging Rookie)...all I'm saying is give the girl a chance! 

www.wannaridebikes-nardpants.blogspot.com

MOVING!!!

Funny as a Richard Pryor movie...not so much with a dog! Zeus will have to move home again for a few weeks while we find a new place. But so much crazy stuff has happened since I started looking for a new place 6 weeks ago. I'll go more in depth when its over with, but it has not been fun.

Missoula Party Barge Association

I went floating the Blackfoot river yesterday and it was awesome. I lost my crew for a while and hooked up with a great group of randos  and we formed the MPBA. Monster Blog update coming in August my peoples!

Why I no longer like deers...

So I'm driving around Missoula last night, delivering delicious pizza, when ...BOOM... I crush a dear at around 50 mph and send him flying into the hillside . I it was super lame and now my car needs some new parts. More to follow. I'm just thankful that I'm ok. Man, this has been a wild year for the kid...so far...

The NBA's franchise in OKC is trying to kill me!!!

So I'm flipping through espn.com this morning when I stumble across this litte tidbit 

They can't call themselves the Bison, they just can't! I have a special place in my heart reserved for Bison and I have no clue what this would do to me. I have been trying to make a clean break with this franchise (although Durant will make it really hard once the season starts) and this would make it such a grey area for me.

also, the Batman Weekend post is on its way, but first I need to set up my Image Shack account so that I can take this blog to the next level...hang in there playas!

Of UpChucks & Canaucks

Just got back to Missoula fresh off the family Canada trip. The air around Missoula is quite turbulent this time of year, needless to say I almost pissed myself of the plane ride to Seattle (oh well, said it anyway). We took the Clipper IV up to Victoria. I had never been seasick before that boatride, I will not be having their champaign breakfast again. The trip was amazing and surprisingly my favorite part of the weekend was the trip to the Buchart Gardens. I thought the japanese garden and the sunken garden were the best. Shortly after the trip to the Gardens, people in our party started dropping like flies. My sister in law, Abby, went down first. She was followed by my sisters Gwynedd and Claire... Meanwhile I ate three $20 cheeseburgers... The return voyage was a choppy three hour tour (a three hour tour) but nobody succumbed to the waves. Overall it was an amazing weekend! Oh and Zues Wayne was pumped to see me upon my return a few hours ago.

JuWhops In July

So I just got back from my trip to Utah. Snoop was excellent and the camping was great too! My sisters are on the road to Missoula as I type this, so it should be a pretty good Independence Day! Wish I had more for y'all right now, but I'll work on it.

Good...but where are Nelly's PE Ray Allen XXIs?

hang in there, I cant figure out how to post the vid...yet

Oh thats right, I'm the only one!

1st Roadtrip of the summer!

Well this Sunday morning Sean and I will be hitting the road to Utah for the Snoop Dogg/311 show! It should be a great show, but I am also really excited about going camping. We reserved the best camp site at East Gorge state park, and the weather report says it should be in the high 90s! Should be real crazy. More to come...Also, How bout those Celtics? Oh and that new Weezy is hot fire, if you have yet to listen to it, do yourself a favor...just do it!

Roadtrips, Grand Openings & Bears...Oh My!

So I got back from another great weekend in Seattle @ about 3:30AM yesterday. Father's Day was nice, I gave my dad a few CDS (Entroducing, The MotorBooty Affair & The Clones Of Dr.Funkenstein) because that is one passion we both share. I also celebrated my sister in law, Abby's birthday...and Khalid's graduation! They were actually all on Sunday, which is why I got such a late start on the road.

After I handled my morning duties I was off to the Bison Range...and was it ever a day! It was between 80-85 all day and I saw my very first BEAR!!!...in the wild that is. It was about 500 yards away and was having a pretty epic frolic session! Good times were had by all...shout out to Tanner (who will now be known in this blog as TiLi) for yet another exceptional run as my co-pilot. 

Well thats it...for now

Stay Safe, Stay Sexy

Snow in June?

So I went out to my car this morning and it was covered in a healthy helping of snow! What the hell? Its June, I'm ready for a few warm days here and there, and Zeus wants to back into his pool. He only got to use it for 2 days before the weather got weird again. Oh well. 

BTW the new Lil' Wayne album is hot fire!

Oh and I'm going home for Father's Day weekend tomorrow. Should be a good time, and I can't wait to get some dank Yaki! I'll let y'all know the highlights.

Best...Landlady...Ever

I forgot to tell you all this one earlier. So when I was moving out of my last apartment I noticed that my Ikea dish set was missing from the place it had been for the last several months. None of my roommates had moved it so I asked my crazy ass landlady who promptly told me she had never heard of Ikea. So I thought to myself "did I just get jacked by some old ass lady?" Turns out I did, because two days later her daughter calls me and tells me that she "found" my dish set in the garage. What was funny to me is that it was in a place where I had already moved everything and checked item by item, so it would have been impossible for them to be found there. Also included with my dishes? The Christmas lights I bought for that house (the super hot acrylic kind!) and some opened pieces of my mail that I had never seen. Needless to say I am soooo glad to not be living there anymore, and I will never rent a place in a rush again! Be safe out there my friends, because you never know who might just be bat sh!t crazy!

Stay safe, stay sexy

You Should All Mess With The Zohan!

Yet another solid Sandler flick! I wasn't sure how it was going to be, but it was hilarious. Tons of excellent cameos and the accent never gets annoying. It kinda reminded me of living with Khaled. I think I'm about to go to the buffalo range, so I'll catch everybody on the flip flop!

So how much DO you tip a delivery driver?

As many of you already know, while I'm still in school, I'm currently making money delivering the finest pizzas in Montana. So this seems to be an appropriate forum to let you all know "what should I tip the driver?" Unless you live within walking distance (in which case you should probably stop being so lazy) then I am of the belief that you should give him whatever a gallon of gas currently costs. I've come to find out that you really don't make much pocket money delivering Za, but its a lot of fun to bump your music and drive around all night meeting new people! Also, for anyone that's interested, I have yet to be sexually propositioned while out on a delivery...why is porn so full of lies? 

Oh, and how tight was P-Squared in game 1? I thought that was his careeer when they carried him off the court and then he just came back ballin! Amazing!

Also, please check out my dude B-Quiz's blog...I heard its supposed to be fascinating...if he ever decides to post www.thebquiz.blogspot.com we are supposed to post at a minimum of 5 times a month, so give him hell if he gives you anything less!

Until next time my peoples!

I'm totally a blogger now bro!

So I went wakeboarding for the first time this weekend, I stood up for like a fraction of a second (on my 3rd try!) before I realized that I do not know how to wakeboard (...yet) and went into a hard face plant. The water was 56 degrees and I was the only person without a suit...smiles times...can't wait to do it again.

Well, welcome to my blog, it should be a wild ride.