Best...Landlady...Ever

I forgot to tell you all this one earlier. So when I was moving out of my last apartment I noticed that my Ikea dish set was missing from the place it had been for the last several months. None of my roommates had moved it so I asked my crazy ass landlady who promptly told me she had never heard of Ikea. So I thought to myself "did I just get jacked by some old ass lady?" Turns out I did, because two days later her daughter calls me and tells me that she "found" my dish set in the garage. What was funny to me is that it was in a place where I had already moved everything and checked item by item, so it would have been impossible for them to be found there. Also included with my dishes? The Christmas lights I bought for that house (the super hot acrylic kind!) and some opened pieces of my mail that I had never seen. Needless to say I am soooo glad to not be living there anymore, and I will never rent a place in a rush again! Be safe out there my friends, because you never know who might just be bat sh!t crazy!

Stay safe, stay sexy