What/Who Should I Be For Halloween?

Welcome to October everybody! So yeah, what a question huh? Who/What should I be? It seems like the eternal question. Last year I wanted to be Peter and Lois Griffen from Family Guy (C'mon, I'd make a pretty freakin sweet Peter...you bastid) but then my current Lois dropped out on me (her loss by the way...last I heard she went as something not sexy, which kinda defeats the whole idea of Halloween ((assuming your at least out of junior high that is)). And so I was thoroughly disappointed with my choice of "hardcore gangster" (this is where I would like to link a pic of that subpar costume). So Brett Ferris (BQuiz, The Quizard, Burt Fairchild, the Sensai of Team Asian Invaison) and I decided that we wanted to be the Fun Police (in the future I would link an old Nike TV ad of the Fun Police here)...but I haven't really talked to the Quizard since moving out in August. We're not beefing or anything, quite the opposite in fact, its just merely a lack of scheduling flexibility. I guess you could say we are just two ships destined to keep passing in the night...that is if you wanted to be a vaguely homoerotic creep about it, I mean c'mon were just a couple of bros that haven't hung out in a couple months...But I digress...Well now I am back in the market for a new costume. It could be a solo costume or a 3 person ensamble (Sean & Tanner are scheduled to come to SeaTown with me for Halloween). I was thinking of Jackie Moon from Semi Pro because I could do the hair without a week, I have the swagger required to be an Owner/Player/Coach/Pop Star and I know all the words to Love Me Sexy! But now I see its a coplete costume set (so there's going to be a million Jackies this year and I can't find one my size anyway. Deeboss (Sean) suggested alternate Batman villians (because every asshole who wants to do something dumb or "scary" on HWeenie will be wearing one of those disturbing new Heath Joker masks...soo creepy). Sean said he would be willing to play an EXTREMELY gay Riddler....Continued Later...